" HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE "

Both look stupid in hats.

Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting and know its not good for them.

Both tend to have "hip" problems.

Neither understand football.

Both look good in a fur coat.

Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.

Neither believe that silence is golden.

Both constantly want back rubs.

Neither can balance a cheque book.

You can never tell what either of them is thinking.

Both put too much value on kissing.



" HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS "

Women look good in sweaters.

Women leave the room to fart.

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