| " HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE " |
Both look stupid in hats.|
Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting and know its not good for them.
Both tend to have "hip" problems.
Neither understand football.
Both look good in a fur coat.
Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Both constantly want back rubs.
Neither can balance a cheque book.
You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
Both put too much value on kissing.
" HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS "
Women look good in sweaters.
Women leave the room to fart.