| " WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN KIDS " |
It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.|
Dogs cannot lie.
Dogs never resist nap time.
You don't have to get extra phone lines for a dog.
Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
Average cost of sending a dog to school:$42.00
Average cost of sending your kid $103,000.00
Dogs are house broken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
Dogs are not embarrassed if you sing in public.
If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.